What would you do if you found this note in your husband's pocket ?

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WHISKEY WILL BE SERVED!!!!

What would you do if you found this note in your husband's pocket ?
I would start plans now to renew your wedding vows.
Reply:Lol. I get it now :L
Reply:i would get on my knees and pray to the higher powers above for the help and support, and know that all is not lost.
Reply:I think it is hilarious! I hope your husband has a good sense of humor and also takes it in as something to think over and maybe see it as helpful, and maybe he can find or devise his own "Learning Annex Course".... marriage and relationships are so much more enjoyable when both parties have a desire to work hard at being as happy as can be!



The whiskey helps too! LOL!
Reply:NIIICE!!!
Reply:Thanks for the chuckle....I needed that today! But I suppose being a guy....and someone who will never have a "husband", I am not sure what the reaction would be! lol
Reply:I would say he received an email joke and printed it out to show to someone...



I received the same email.
Reply:if i found this note in his pocket i would wonder how he found time for another wife!!
Reply:Hi that is so funny Hugs
Reply:Heck I'm printing it out to hang on my fridge.
Reply:lol, thats priceless.................its fun bein a guy:)
Reply:This CAN'T be referring to ME!

I DID the dishes vacuumed, fed and walked the dog, cleaned up the cat puke, took out the trash, etc!!!.



Please review my notes from August, 14 1998, while you were tending to your ailing mother!
Reply:haha!!if i found that note in my husband's pocket,i'd jump for joy,cause at last,he has come to his senses!!:)
Reply:Sounds like a joke he found amusing to me, but you know him.
Reply:lol....Imma copy that and print it out and put it on my fridge..lol
Reply:Yeah. It's so funny! I saw it in a book one time, but in swedish of course. Hilarious! =D
Reply:Very good, Clo! It should be very enlightening for your husband. If he is open minded and objective, he will learn from this information and from this moment on be a contributor in the household to your comfort and emotional health!
Reply:Clo, you are too funny!!!
Reply:If i found that in my husbands pocket i would so sign him up myself!!!
Reply:I am so highly offended that I can't even comment.....
Reply:Can you give me the contact info?
Reply:That is hysterical! I would think he is cheating on me with Martha Stewart.
Reply:if i were you laugh my head off as it shows some stupiditie or qualities of men not that im stupid or anything i think it is a joke someone may have given him
Reply:Oh I definitely can think of a few more things for that list LOL

The problem is that we have spoiled the men for so long that they have gone from "self confirmed independent bachelors" to "man-children that don't know you can cook without a microwave"

Ladies, what have we done? In trying to please our men, we have ruined them for others and ourselves %26lt;giggles%26gt;
Reply:haha funny
Reply:Good one!! Have to copy this one!! Thanks! lol
Reply:hehehe



I would LOVE to find that note in my husbands pocket! lmao that would be cool!
Reply:If i found that in my husbands pocket i'd be worried....i'm a male..

How much is this course %26amp; where %26amp; when does it start?.............on second thoughts, i'll wait for the DVD to be released.
Reply:You need to give us all the link so that many people will find it in their pockets..How funny would that be??
Reply:My humble opinion is I want that course list for my nearest college....

Peace.
Reply:My first reaction was....What a wonderful hubby!!!! lol





But when you said it was a fake...i thought ..Typical!!! lol



Good idea...I might do the same.



Loved it.lol