Am I old enough to own a dog?

I know they need to be trained to pee on and read the paper. You have to take them out for walks in the park on Sunday and when the bugs are asleep. They need fresh cut flowers every weeks and not give them too much chocolates.

Am I old enough to own a dog?
You seem to know all the important stuff. Don't forget to take it to the car wash at least once a week and clean it up real good. Nothing worse than a stinky dog.
Reply:u r never to young to have ur on dog???
Reply:No, you're just a baby, maybe when you get older......lol
Reply:I sure hope you are old enough to go to school. You are in desperate need of an English class.
Reply:Trained to be pee on and the paper, disambugate;

Trained to pee on the newpaper that's been read or

outside (recommended).

You need to take them out each sunday and when the bugs are asleep, disambugate,

You don't need to take them out on a sunday, at least one or more days a week and the bugs are always awake, especially the ants and spiders, just don't sit down.

They don't need flowers, they need grass, to help grind vast amounts (or stones and other indigestable things (vomitting)).

Don't give them chocolates whatsoever, it will cause their immune system to be ruined and the possibility of a painful death.

Big dogs can pull hard.

Golden Retrievers (Goldies) are most recommended as well as purchased from birth.

With Goldies you can, teach them stunts and tricks, like fetch, etc and learn to poop in the garden and pee in the garden with the command "wee wees!" and much more, they are cuddly and require feeding of wet food (meat) and require lots of water. Don't carry them like teddy bear's they don't like it, they love cuddles, but with not too much pressure. (This is for all dogs too).

They require grooming and baths, etc and they can be pulling on a lead.
Reply:Yup...You know everything there is to know, and they are ALL the right things. You are now old enuff..But...Why not get two?? Twice the fun!!!!
Reply:And don't forget when you wake up or come down off your drugs, there won't be a puppy. LOL!!!
Reply:Yea....how old are you? I dont even think your old enough to go to school. Dogs cant read. Whoever told you that was probably like me and lying to you because you are gullible. And since when do we give dogs fresh cut flowers? Idk about you but my dog would eat the flowers and that will make your dog sick.
Reply:Obviously not...maybe in a decade or two.
Reply:I don't even think you are old enough to drink out of a sippy cup yet.
Reply:Not yet. Maybe when you are 10?