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Today's Joke: Special Classes for Men!

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Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.



Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?



Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?



Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.



Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?



Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.



Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.



Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.



Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.



Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?



Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.



Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.



Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late.



Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used.

Hows my joke of the day?
:), so i when can i book places for some people i know!??
Reply:I don't think men will like this joke...
Reply:roflmao... so when can i leave him in your class? I'm not only talking about my dad, but my uncles would also learn a thing or 2
Reply:I would only attend Class 4. But I'd be teaching Class 14.
Reply:hahaha
Reply:not funny sorry
Reply:lousy, person whom you stole this from deserves to get shot
Reply:If your wife was outside bleeding all over the place, stumbling all around and struggling to get up, what would you do?

Load another clip. Just kidding.
Reply:Good one

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