Do you want to know what kids say on their test papers and essays?

* "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe,

you expire."



* "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and

caterpillars."



* "Blood flows down one leg and up the other."



* "The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is

even deader."



* "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow

instead of the bull."



* "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."



* "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas."



* "The body consists of three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five -- a, e, i, o, and u."



* "The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects."

Do you want to know what kids say on their test papers and essays?
Priceless!!
Reply:So...why exactly did you post this in the pregnancy section?
Reply:Umm, interesting. :-)
Reply:and your point is?????