Sunday, February 12, 2012

Has your man attended any of these....?

Special Classes for Men











1. Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays.

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2

hours beginning at 7:00 PM.





2. Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturdays 12:00 for 2 hours.





3. Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and

Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturdays 10:00 PM for 2 hours.







4. Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor.

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.





5. Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.





6. Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.





7. Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places

instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.

Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.





8. Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.





9. Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost.

Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.





10. Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?

Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturdays at noon, 2 hours.

Has your man attended any of these....?
where do these classes start i need more info
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Reply:lol really funny where did you hear that one?
Reply:haha if only


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