Another one i have just recieved now these i laughed at question is do you agree?

A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.



The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says, "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?" She agrees and a date is made.



The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it, she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.



She said, "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last night and it said: 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall'."



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An extremely shy fellow once brought his date a bouquet of flowers. She threw her arms around him and kissed him long and hard. After the kiss, he turned and bolted for the door.



She exclaimed, "Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you."



"You didn't!" he replied. "I'm going out to buy you some jewellery."



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I wish I were the toilet paper

In my girlfriend's hand,

So every time she wiped

I could see the promised land!

Another one i have just recieved now these i laughed at question is do you agree?
1st one is the best!!



by the way....what happened to the contact with the same name?
Reply:The first 2 jokes are funny, but the 3rd one is gonna get you in a s**tload of trouble! :D:D:D
Reply:Hi friend first to are good but last one is OK,Thank you friend.
Reply:sorry, not that funny at all...
Reply:funneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I like them all.
Reply:lol Funny!
Reply:hahahaha
Reply:Brilliant stuff!



Enjoyed the little limirick too lolz
Reply:ha ha ha funny

thanks for a laugh

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Reply:lol...

the third one really made me laugh..
Reply:I thought they were all pretty funny but I liked the first one best.
Reply:LOL
Reply:haha very good. lol
Reply:Not bad keep'em coming
Reply:Liked the 3rd one the best
Reply:not bad-ish
Reply:I agree! A star for you
Reply:ha ha ha, that's funny, lol
Reply:Hi Chris,

Lol Lol Lol They were all good.. I Loved them My Friend..

A Star for you.

A Friend,

poppy1
Reply:the first one was the best! second one wasnt funny for me though...
Reply:Nice one, the last one was best lol!
Reply:%26amp; a Groaner TOO!!



ROTFL!!!



:)

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