When you first start driving its weird that parents always have an excuse when you want to drive "mom can i drive?" "ugh...(act out going to corner of stage hitting the ground and kicking) "ohh im sorry ..the baby just woke up..you cant drive" each parent has a different excuse. "mom can i back the car down the driveway?" oh no you might hit the flower bed. "dad can i back the car down the driveway?" YOU MIGHT HIT MY PAPER!!!
I was a weird kid, my kindegarden teacher told me i was going to be a preacher because I talked so much. So when i heard this, everyday at recess on the playground i was (preacher voice) "Ever since i was a toddler i have always used crayola crayons because they were the brightest crayons and they never broke!!!! Now can i get a scooby Doo?!!
First time stand up comedy?!!?
dont quit your day job.
Reply:i'm sure it's funnier when you perform it....but just reading it, i really didn't laugh....
Reply:no offense, but that wasn't very good. it made no sense.
Reply:If u do dat crap u gonna get booed off stage
Reply:dude what the hell are talking about?
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