all in my yard and tearing up my flower beds and I get the two of them confused. One way or another, I'm gonna have my picture in the local paper with one or the other one dead in the back of my truck! I've had all of this I am gonna put up with and I'm about to kill it.
Was Bigfoot an elusive woodlands creature or was he the King of Rock N Roll? Bigfoot or Elvis one is crapping
Ok... this is top secret... and I know you don't have clearance for this, so I'm not gonna tell you straight out... but I will give you a hint:
Did you ever notice how you've never seen Bigfoot and Elvis in the same place at the same time?
Enough said.
Reply:yall got it wrong it was cousin IT ! YALL GOT SOME GOOD STUFF HERE,LOL! Report It
Reply:No! Don't shoot! The King is DEAD but my main man, Bigfoot means well. He's just trying to tell you that you need better grade compost and probably some cocoa-bean mulch on those flower beds to really make them prosper! He's also recommending leveling off the front yard to a slightly steeper grade, so that your petunias and hostas remain in relative shade!! This gentle, sentient being of the woods is YOUR FRIEND, TOO!!
(breaks down, throws self between Bigfoot and shotgun)
Reply:Have you discussed your medication with your Dr. lately? Maybe you should.
plants flowers
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